Somebody, turn up the John Philip Souza! No, that’s too high. Well, now it’s too low. A little higher. Little more … good. Wait, now forget the whole thing. That’s the music for Monty Python’s Flying Circus. We apologize for the inconvenience and will have the appropriate parties sacked.
This article will have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute (clears throat).
Monty Python and the Holy Grail at 40
Brought to you by the 40th anniversary of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this piece will be written by, produced by, and starring:
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76,000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM “LLAMA-FRESH” FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY
and BLAKE GOBLE & DOMINICK SUZANNE-MAYER.
Blake Goble (BG): Now…
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